We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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