they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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