Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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