A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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