check it out our google latitudes are spooning
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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