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(504): View more from Louisiana

idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...

(1-504): View more from Louisiana

dude, i think you're in initiation!

(504): View more from Louisiana

shit. that's not good.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.

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(949): View more from California

It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.

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(904): View more from Florida

hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.

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(417): View more from Missouri

Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?

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(281): View more from Texas

Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.

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(636): View more from Missouri

I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.

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I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas

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(609): View more from New Jersey

I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.

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