Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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