New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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