dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
of course. lets lasso hookers.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
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