You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
He's on the porch naked. Help.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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