But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
