Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
i just had sex bonerless
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Randomize
