So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Randomize
