I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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