I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Randomize
