My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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