I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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