why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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