i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
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