Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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