am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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