that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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