Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Can I color on your dick again?
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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