Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Four minutes until I can fart!
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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