Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Never joke about your clitoris.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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