sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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