no, he came in my armpit
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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