Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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