Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
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