he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Randomize
