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im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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