How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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