either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
My balls are so social today.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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