You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Come share oat with me in your robe
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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