i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
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