think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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