I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I just blew my weed a kiss
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I need a beard to bite.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Randomize
