So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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