I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
He did a backflip because drugs
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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