Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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