oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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