dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
You made out with two different species that night
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Randomize
