So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
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