How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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