can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
