I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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