I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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