you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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