If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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