Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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