I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
Randomize
