Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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