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who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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