Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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