I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
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