I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
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