Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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