You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
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i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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