Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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