Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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